Monday, March 19, 2012
Koalas & SED's: What They Do Not Have In Common.
First of all it was a rather okay day at work; there weren't any restraints, escorts, biting, scratching, kicking, punching, spitting, or lightsaber maneuvers with fluorescent light bulbs (thank goodness). There was some occasional tantrumming and screaming, along with the odd SED punching the wall because she has nothing floating around inside of her brain that allows her to process and think. Oh and she beats herself up just to get some attention from us the staff (she is an attention whore, pardon the language. It's pretty ridiculous.) Anyways. You're probably wondering about the title. Well one of my co-workers was looking up random things on her phone and found out that male koalas have a bifurcated penis with two tips and everything, and female koalas have two vaginas, with two.....wombs essentially although the other word escapes me. Kind of weird though huh? Well, if anyone refers to you as their little koala, now you might have a different picture in your mind. That's just one of those fascinating little tidbits of information that I know you probably never wanted to know, but after hanging around crazy kids for four days it made me laugh, and I know for certain that I'll never forget it. Have a great work week everyone.